Bleah

[rejectomorph]

That most irritatingly punctual orb, the sun, will soon be poking its intrusive light above the horizon, very slightly north of due east. I have not only survived another night, I have triumphed over the urge to accomplish, and have thus finished nothing that I started. Soon, though, I am sure that I shall fail to maintain my recent perfect record of failure, and actually get a certain piece of writing posted. Dare I add if it's the last thing I do?

It is but three weeks and a few days since I began it, but that is long enough for the world to have been sent off to begin the makeover which will render it sufficiently beautiful to be the bride of His Magnificence, George I, Emperor of America and Protector of Texas. (This assuming, of course, that Dr. Rumsfeld and company do not botch the extensive plastic surgery they have planned for the old whore.) Well, whether she ends up a patched-to-passability born-again-virgin frump, or a cadaverous mass of flesh writhing on death's doorstep, the Most Holy Reverend Ashcroft is committed to performing the ceremony. Not to do so would be a sin, after all, since George I has already screwed her senseless. Ah, well. Boys will be boys.

Does anyone detect a slightly, well, jaundiced tone in this entry? If so, I'm sure it's only your imagination. You should get out more! Spend less time sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought! After all, our deliverance is at hand! Who needs to think at a time such as this?

Comments

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hey. I *like* Emperor Norton.

I don't think that I much like comparing him to the big W.

[rejectomorph]

I certainly mean no disrespect to Norton I, who was not only a far superior Emperor, but quite probably less mad than George I. But it is George who has usurped Norton's title -- except for the "Protector of Mexico" part, since Vincente Fox is onto him now, and rejects the relationship. But I think that George might be suffering from the delusion that Mexico is actually part of Texas. He sometimes has difficulty telling the difference between his desires and mere reality.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I was overly harsh. :)

I think I will celebrate by having some sort of horrid Tex-Mex Veggie chili.