OUTrage!

[rejectomorph]

Power outage. The power was outed. I'm scandalized!

Anyway, the morning LJ post was lost, and the house was in darkness (and no computer!), so I just went out (heh- that means I was outed, too) and listen to the power-outing rain fall through the fog. I suppose I could have read something, but I don't like reading by candlelight. Abraham Lincoln used to read by candlelight, and look what became of him! Assassinated! I won't take that risk.

Now the power is back on, and I have to go around and plug in all the stuff I unplugged and set all the electric clocks to the (oh, crap, is it that late?) correct time.

I hate power outages.

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SLUGGO STRIKES

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

Where is Sluggo? You didn't throw him out did you?

If you were wise enough not to throw him out you better check to see if he is still where you think he is. I suggest covering the floor to mark his movements.

John Wilkes Booth read by candlelight too, and look what became of him. Assassin!

Re: SLUGGO STRIKES

[rejectomorph]

Sluggo is in his corner, awaiting a brain transplant, and tethered to the wall at all times. He can only function when he is very cold, so I keep him warm most of the time. On those rare occasions when I reduce his temperature and let him become active, I keep a close eye on him.

Sluggo has cousins, though, still at large in the world, and they are probably responsible for many of the misfortunes which befall us. Diebold is in league with Sluggo's cousins, I'm sure.