Grumpy Post-Dental Post

[rejectomorph]

Now that the Novocaine is wearing off, I can find out how many places I bit myself while I was numb. My jaw is sore. There's nothing soft enough to eat, so I'm getting a headache from low blood sugar. Or, the headache might be from the pollen, since all the plants have taken advantage of the warm day to begin copulating with the air. Males. Disgusting creatures. They don't care where they spew it.

I'm not fit company. I'll go away now. Maybe I'll eat some worms. They're soft.