Ow head

[rejectomorph]

What I would like right now is for a mountain lion to kill me. Big cats usually do quick, clean kills. They grab their prey from behind and snap their necks, so it's all over in seconds. The problem is that after killing a human a lion will itself be hunted and killed. Ages ago, you could have lion kill you and not have the lion be marked for destruction as a result. Bureaucracy ruins everything. I cannot feed a lion without self-important members of my self-important species going all vengeful.

But if I thought the lion could get away with it, I'd like one to kill me. That's what I would like on this lovely summer day.