Already?

[rejectomorph]

Has anyone checked to make sure that the Earth's rotation hasn't been sped up? The clock says that the days are getting longer, but I'm sure they are shrinking. Maybe I'll write a letter to the people in charge of time. Naval Observatory, isn't it? Somebody has screwed up, somewhere. Somebody owes me a goatload of hours!

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[shane.livejournal.com]

Earth's Days Get Longer, Humans Responsible (http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/planetearth/longer_days_020212.html)

[rejectomorph]

Uh oh. This can only mean that my brain is slowing down.

I must create more pollution in order to counteract my sluggishness.

::goes off to drink milk::

[scrypto.livejournal.com]

Also, WATER: Slowing Down the Earth? (http://www.pulseplanet.com/archive/Jan00/2061.html)