Reversal

The thing I didn't expect was that the first day of June would be stormier and colder than the last day of May. I now suspect that the earth has flipped over on its axis and the seasons have been reversed. The northern hemisphere is experiencing late fall and heading for winter. I blame the recent apocalypse. It did happen after all, even though nobody got raptured. That means we all get to go to Hell in five months. Given how cold it is today, I don't think I can wait. I want to bask in the fires of Hades right now!