Gray

[rejectomorph]

I didn't get any email today. Not even spam. I had to send myself something from the New York Times, just to see the little yellow flag pop up. Pathetic.

I was right about the haze. The day is overcast, and the splendid cobalt blue of morning twilight was quickly replaced by gray. The air is cool, but heavy with damp. Add another ten degrees to the temperature, and a bit of diesel exhaust, and it would be a typical May day in Los Angeles. Oh, now I'm all nostalgic.

Just time for a walk before dinner.

Comments

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

you do that too? i used to send myself stuff while i was on aol, loved watching the flag go up and the little boinging noise i substituted for that voice. hope this comment is routed to your box so the flag will salute! :)

[rejectomorph]

It hasn't yet. I'm not getting email from LJ at all today, only from other places. I don't know if LJ isn't sending it, or if Juno isn't relaying it. There's still nothing about a delay posted in the known issues box on the help page. Maybe I should make a support request about it.

[waning-estrogen.livejournal.com]

I have to do that sometimes, too. And somehow, it works, it's like mail getting stuck in one of those maildrops in buildings, where you can see letters stuck between floors. I have a couple of email subscriptions, so I know I should always have mail in the mornings. If it doesn't show, I'll send myself a blank email, and sure enough, there will magically be 3 or 4 emails when I go to retrieve that one.

[rejectomorph]

My Times article didn't dislodge anything this time. In fact, I still haven't gotten the emails of the replies to this post. LJ is hoarding my email! That happened a couple of days ago, too. I got six LJ replies all at once, some of which had been posted hours earlier. I'll bet Brad is reading it all, looking for things with which to blackmail us.

Enlarge your breasts the natural way!

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

Re: Enlarge your breasts the natural way!

[rejectomorph]

By eating lots of fatty foods!

Re: Enlarge your breasts the natural way!

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm very proud of mine!

If It is Spam You Want

[mrmustard.livejournal.com]

Dear friend

I am Mohammed Abacha , the kin to my father , the late Mr
Sanni Abacha who was the erstwhile head of state of the
Federal Republic Of Nigeria .

I was wrongly accused of certain financial missapropriation
, alonside my late father , as has been widely advertised
by the present government here . Consequently , i am now
under house probation , after being just released from detention .

I got your contact from my fathers erstwhile permanent secretary on foreign affairs . He apparently met you in an oversea conference .

I wish to crave your indulgence here as i most humbly plead with you to be of assistance in the relocation of certain funds my father accrued while in power . I could only just manage to secure the funds in the custody of a diplomatic courier service before my incaceration . I did this under the name , Ibrahim Galadima ( who is registered with the Diplomatic service as an agent to Mohammed Abacha . The value of the consignment is $20.5 M USD . Please peruse at your convinince , the web page : http://www.africaonline.com/search/search.jsp?a=v&contentid=49777&languageid=1
..

All that is left for me now is to order this funds abroad
for safe keeping . I only need to instruct the Diplomatic accordingly . All my foreign accounts have been frozen , along with my fathers assets and that is what informed my depositing of this fund with a Diplomatic Courier Service with a view to looking for where i would eventually domicile it .

I hereby humbly appeal to you once more to be empathetic to
my plight and be instrumental in the alleviating of my suffering as my house probation will soon be over .

Please mail me back at this email address so we discuss the modalities involved . My use of a telephone here is censored and there is no privacy in it .

Thank you once again , as i anticipate your favourable
reply .

Mohammed
PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE : forgaladima@yahoo.com

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Re: If It is Spam You Want

[rejectomorph]

All very interesting, but I see nothing about enlarging my penis. (I do see that Mr. Abacha politely requests that I reply to his "private", but I hardly see how that could help me.)